Friday, April 07, 2006
A challenge to the women of the world.
I’ve known for awhile that I can undress far faster than most people. I can even flash faster than the flash! As such, I’m issuing a challenge to all the attractive women in world. A naked contest. Who can undress the fastest? Myself or you? Granted, I may have an advantage because I don’t have to wear a bra, but you don’t have to either. Just a note. If you want to challenge me, lets get together at my place. We’ll both get dressed together, just to make sure no one has an extra advantage and at the starting of the clock, get naked as fast as possible in the best 2 out of 3 or 5 out of 7 times. More if necessary. Remember ladies, this isn’t just a contest, this a trial of the sexes!
# posted by MaximumTacolord @ 9:59 PM 
